Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.

 

Regards,
Sathya

 

From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Legal Matter

 



We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp

 

 

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Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.

Regards,
Sathya

*From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
*Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
*To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
*Subject:* Legal Matter



We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp
------------------------------

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Why can't we use our Ninja's?
They are sitting on the bench.
On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't make us use ninjas.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days in a year.
>>  
>> Regards,
>> Sathya
>>  
>> From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Subject: Legal Matter
>>  
>> 
>> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your review and run a conflict check.
>>
>> Yours Sincerely,
>>
>> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
>> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
>> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
>> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
>> TEL: 03-3813-4511
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> http://www.yushindo.co.jp
>>  
>>  
>> No virus found in this message.
>> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
>> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: 09/05/12

HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Why can't we use our Ninja's?
They are sitting on the bench.
On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.
Regards,
Sathya
*From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
*Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
*To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
*Subject:* Legal Matter


We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp
------------------------------

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You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.

Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a box of Coffee?
Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob doesn't like them.

Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.

And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear this from me. )  ;-)

HTH
-Mike

PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?

On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
>> They are sitting on the bench.
>>
>>
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't make us use ninjas.
>>>
>>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>>
>>> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days in a year.
>>>>  
>>>> Regards,
>>>> Sathya
>>>>  
>>>> From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>>>> Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
>>>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> Subject: Legal Matter
>>>>  
>>>> 
>>>> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your review and run a conflict check.
>>>>
>>>> Yours Sincerely,
>>>>
>>>> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
>>>> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
>>>> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
>>>> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
>>>> TEL: 03-3813-4511
>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> http://www.yushindo.co.jp
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>> No virus found in this message.
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>>

"Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
Fabio

2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.
>
> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a
> box of Coffee?
> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
> doesn't like them.
>
> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and
> hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.
>
> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear
> this from me. )  ;-)
>
> HTH
> -Mike
>
> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
> They are sitting on the bench.
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
> pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
> plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
> you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
> and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
> (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
> total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
> make us use ninjas.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
> in a year.
>
>
> Regards,
> Sathya
>
>
> *From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> *Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
> *To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> *Subject:* Legal Matter
>
>
> 
>
> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
> intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
> us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
> review and run a conflict check.
>
> Yours Sincerely,
>
> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
> TEL: 03-3813-4511
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> http://www.yushindo.co.jp
>
>
> ------------------------------
>
> No virus found in this message.
> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: 09/05/12
>
>
>
>

You should try us.

 

 

 

From: Russell Jurney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 06 September 2012 18:23
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Legal Matter

 

Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus
a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you
reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and
forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.
Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.

 

Regards,
Sathya

 

From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Legal Matter

 



We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp

 

 

  _____  

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That is the reason why it would have been better to use our services

 

From: Russell Jurney [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 06 September 2012 18:39
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Legal Matter

 

HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Why can't we use our Ninja's?

They are sitting on the bench.

 

 

On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus
a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you
reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and
forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.
Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com <http://datasyndrome.com/>
On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.

 

Regards,
Sathya

 

From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Legal Matter

 



We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp <http://www.yushindo.co.jp/>

 

 

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Yah that would be great!

 

From: Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 06 September 2012 18:59
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Legal Matter

 

"Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
Fabio

2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.

 

Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a
box of Coffee?

Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
doesn't like them.

 

Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and hit
you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.

 

And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear this
from me. )  ;-)

 

HTH

-Mike

 

PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?

 

On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com <http://datasyndrome.com/>
On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Why can't we use our Ninja's?

They are sitting on the bench.

 

 

On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus
a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you
reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and
forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.
Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com <http://datasyndrome.com/>
On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.

 

Regards,
Sathya

 

From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Legal Matter

 



We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp <http://www.yushindo.co.jp/>

 

 

  _____  

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Checked by AVG - www.avg.com <http://www.avg.com/>
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With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a
distraction for the Ninjas.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Yah that would be great!

*From:* Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
*Sent:* 06 September 2012 18:59
*To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
*Subject:* Re: Legal Matter

"Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.

Fabio

2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.

Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a
box of Coffee?

Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
doesn't like them.

Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and
hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.

And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear this
from me. )  ;-)

HTH

-Mike

PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?

On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.

Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Why can't we use our Ninja's?

They are sitting on the bench.

On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
(aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
make us use ninjas.
Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:

Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
in a year.

Regards,
Sathya

*From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
*Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
*To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
*Subject:* Legal Matter



We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
review and run a conflict check.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
TEL: 03-3813-4511
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
http://www.yushindo.co.jp
------------------------------

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You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality and a great sense of humor.

As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR as a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a real job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their desks.

Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave them that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck their noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took us months to clean up their messes.

As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be deadly.

Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fish work best.
On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a distraction for the Ninjas.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> Yah that would be great!
>>  
>> From: Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> Sent: 06 September 2012 18:59
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Subject: Re: Legal Matter
>>  
>> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
>> Fabio
>>
>> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.
>>  
>> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a box of Coffee?
>> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob doesn't like them.
>>  
>> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.
>>  
>> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear this from me. )  ;-)
>>  
>> HTH
>> -Mike
>>  
>> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?
>>  
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>
>> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>>
>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
>> They are sitting on the bench.
>>  
>>  
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't make us use ninjas.
>>
>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>
>> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days in a year.
>>  
>> Regards,
>> Sathya
>>  
>> From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Subject: Legal Matter
>>  
>> 
>> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your review and run a conflict check.
>>
>> Yours Sincerely,
>>
>> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
>> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
>> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
>> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
>> TEL: 03-3813-4511
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> http://www.yushindo.co.jp
>>  
>>  
>> No virus found in this message.

Why not pizza for everyone and a crate of gin bottles?

2012/9/7 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality and
> a great sense of humor.
>
> As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR as
> a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a real
> job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their desks.
>
> Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on
> her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave them
> that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck their
> noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took us months
> to clean up their messes.
>
> As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be
> deadly.
>
> Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fish
> work best.
>
>
> On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a
> distraction for the Ninjas.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Yah that would be great!
>
>
> *From:* Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> *Sent:* 06 September 2012 18:59
> *To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> *Subject:* Re: Legal Matter
>
>
> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
>
> Fabio
>
> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.
>
>
> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a
> box of Coffee?
>
> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
> doesn't like them.
>
>
> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and
> hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.
>
>
> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear
> this from me. )  ;-)
>
>
> HTH
>
> -Mike
>
>
> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
>
> They are sitting on the bench.
>
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
> pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
> plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
> you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
> and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
> (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
> total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
> make us use ninjas.
>
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
>
> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
> in a year.
>
>
> Regards,
> Sathya
>
>
> *From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> *Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
> *To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> *Subject:* Legal Matter
>
>
> 
>
> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
> intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
> us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
> review and run a conflict check.
>
> Yours Sincerely,
>
> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,

Pizza and Gin really don't go together.
Now had you said Jack or Jim? Meh I could see that.

The only downside is that the folks in HR can't hold their liquor.
Granted, Kim is a fun drunk but Wayne can get downright nasty.
And watch out for the cougar. Give her one drink, she's all hands and not in a good way. ;-)

This is why most companies discourage Alcohol on the premise. Sure there's that drinking and driving we want to avoid, but its more from the fact that the HR folks can't handle their booze. Oh and don't even get me started about accounting.... in some ways they are worse.

I know one guy who tried to off himself at the company holiday party because he was trapped in the corner by a couple of junior guys in accounting.  I swear, they are worse than zombies and they can actually suck the will to live from you...

But that's a different story.

My point was that as a BOFH or a junior BOFH, you need to know how to control the management types and keep your ninjas well trained and ready for action....

On Sep 7, 2012, at 7:27 AM, Fabio Pitzolu <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Why not pizza for everyone and a crate of gin bottles?
>
>
>  
> 2012/9/7 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality and a great sense of humor.
>
> As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR as a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a real job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their desks.
>
> Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave them that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck their noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took us months to clean up their messes.
>
> As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be deadly.
>
> Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fish work best.
>
>
> On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a distraction for the Ninjas.
>>
>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>> Yah that would be great!
>>>
>>>  
>>> From: Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>>> Sent: 06 September 2012 18:59
>>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> Subject: Re: Legal Matter
>>>
>>>  
>>> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
>>>
>>> Fabio
>>>
>>> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>>
>>> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.
>>>
>>>  
>>> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and a box of Coffee?
>>>
>>> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob doesn't like them.
>>>
>>>  
>>> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.
>>>
>>>  
>>> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear this from me. )  ;-)
>>>
>>>  
>>> HTH
>>>
>>> -Mike
>>>
>>>  
>>> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?
>>>
>>>  
>>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>>>
>>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>>
>>> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
>>>
>>> They are sitting on the bench.
>>>
>>>  
>>>  
>>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't make us use ninjas.

I feel like we've gotten off task.

The key issue here is that OP owes us a lot of fees and isn't paying up.
Now, are we gonna take this crap or are we sending ninjas, pirates or
pastries? I talked to Legal, they'll run cover on HR.

On Fri, Sep 7, 2012 at 6:54 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:

> Pizza and Gin really don't go together.
> Now had you said Jack or Jim? Meh I could see that.
>
> The only downside is that the folks in HR can't hold their liquor.
> Granted, Kim is a fun drunk but Wayne can get downright nasty.
> And watch out for the cougar. Give her one drink, she's all hands and not
> in a good way. ;-)
>
> This is why most companies discourage Alcohol on the premise. Sure there's
> that drinking and driving we want to avoid, but its more from the fact that
> the HR folks can't handle their booze. Oh and don't even get me started
> about accounting.... in some ways they are worse.
>
> I know one guy who tried to off himself at the company holiday party
> because he was trapped in the corner by a couple of junior guys in
> accounting.  I swear, they are worse than zombies and they can actually
> suck the will to live from you...
>
> But that's a different story.
>
> My point was that as a BOFH or a junior BOFH, you need to know how to
> control the management types and keep your ninjas well trained and ready
> for action....
>
> On Sep 7, 2012, at 7:27 AM, Fabio Pitzolu <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Why not pizza for everyone and a crate of gin bottles?
>
>
>
> 2012/9/7 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
>> You're not fat, you're big boned and you have a wonderful personality and
>> a great sense of humor.
>>
>> As to being a distraction to the ninjas, the pastries were meant for HR
>> as a brib... er... gift. Can you imagine anyone from HR trying to do a real
>> job? They need that sugar and caffeine just to stay awake at their desks.
>>
>> Its both funny and pathetic seeing a grown woman asleep and drooling on
>> her desk. But hey! Look at the bright side. The last time someone gave them
>> that 5 hour energy drink, they had so much energy that they stuck their
>> noses in to everything and managed to muck things up that it took us months
>> to clean up their messes.
>>
>> As to the ninjas... sorry that sugar high or even caffeine high can be
>> deadly.
>>
>> Definitely not a good mix. Gluten free foods with simple chicken and fish
>> work best.
>>
>>
>> On Sep 7, 2012, at 12:10 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> With the pastries, I feel like you're calling me fat. And that they're a
>> distraction for the Ninjas.
>>
>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 10:05 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> Yah that would be great!
>>
>>
>> *From:* Fabio Pitzolu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>> *Sent:* 06 September 2012 18:59
>> *To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> *Subject:* Re: Legal Matter
>>
>>
>> "Upscale the Pastries" would be a great name for a BigData blog.
>>
>> Fabio
>>
>> 2012/9/6 Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>
>> You know if it wasn't for HR, working on Big Data projects would be fun.
>>
>>
>> Why don't you do what I always do... Show up with a box of doughnuts and
>> a box of Coffee?
>>
>> Works like a charm. Just don't get the ones with sprinkles on them. Bob
>> doesn't like them.
>>
>>
>> Also tell them that is an overseas assignment so that they don't try and
>> hit you up with OSHA concerns which only affect us in the states.
>>
>>
>> And if this is a rush job. Upscale the pastries.  (But you didn't hear
>> this from me. )  ;-)
>>
>>
>> HTH
>>
>> -Mike
>>
>>
>> PS. And who said that our Ninjas could only throw code exceptions?
>>
>>
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 8:09 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>>
>> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>>
>>
>> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Russell Jurney twitter.com/rjurney [EMAIL PROTECTED] datasyndrome.com

Even worse, "Talk Like A Ninja" day is both racist and oddly ineffective.

----- Original Message -----

| From: "Russell Jurney" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
| To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 6:09:28 AM
| Subject: Re: Legal Matter

| HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business
| development.

| Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com

| On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel < [EMAIL PROTECTED]
| > wrote:

| | Why can't we use our Ninja's?
|
| | They are sitting on the bench.
|

| | On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <
| | [EMAIL PROTECTED]
| | > wrote:
|

| | | Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is
| | | already
| | | ten pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes
| | | to
| | | $2,400 plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus
| | | retainer. Should you reply to this message, please estimate
| | | additional copy and reply fees and forward them along, as we
| | | already
| | | have a sizable bill outstanding (aforementioned copy and reply
| | | fees
| | | as well as two days back-retainer for a total of $6,000 US) and
| | | billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't make us use
| | | ninjas.
| |
|

| | | Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
| |
|

| | | On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <
| | | [EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
| |
|

| | | | Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership
| | | | of
| | | | 15
| | | | days in a year.
| | |
| |
|

| | | | Regards,
| | |
| |
|
| | | | Sathya
| | |
| |
|

| | | | From: Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ]
| | |
| |
|
| | | | Sent: 05 September 2012 14:45
| | |
| |
|
| | | | To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
| | |
| |
|
| | | | Subject: Legal Matter
| | |
| |
|

| | | | 
| | |
| |
|

| | | | We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a
| | | | breach
| | | | of
| | | | intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction.
| | | | Please
| | | | advise us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the
| | | | agreement for your review and run a conflict check.
| | |
| |
|

| | | | Yours Sincerely,
| | |
| |
|

| | | | Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
| | |
| |
|
| | | | Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
| | |
| |
|
| | | | 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
| | |
| |
|
| | | | Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
| | |
| |
|
| | | | TEL: 03-3813-4511
| | |
| |
|
| | | | [EMAIL PROTECTED]
| | |
| |
|
| | | | http://www.yushindo.co.jp
| | |
| |
|

| | | | No virus found in this message.
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|
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What does all this have to do with Hadoop? Or have I missed something here.

On Sat, Sep 8, 2012 at 10:59 AM, Lance Norskog <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Even worse, "Talk Like A Ninja" day is both racist and oddly ineffective.
>
> ------------------------------
>
> *From: *"Russell Jurney" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> *To: *[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> *Sent: *Thursday, September 6, 2012 6:09:28 AM
> *Subject: *Re: Legal Matter
>
> HR is giving us crap over our use of pirates for business development.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 6:02 AM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Why can't we use our Ninja's?
> They are sitting on the bench.
>
>
> On Sep 6, 2012, at 7:52 AM, Russell Jurney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Also there is a copy fee of $80 per page, and this thread is already ten
> pages, including headers, duplicated in triplicate that comes to $2,400
> plus a flat reply fee of $600 for a total of $3,600 plus retainer. Should
> you reply to this message, please estimate additional copy and reply fees
> and forward them along, as we already have a sizable bill outstanding
> (aforementioned copy and reply fees as well as two days back-retainer for a
> total of $6,000 US) and billing is hounding me for collection. Please don't
> make us use ninjas.
>
> Russell Jurney http://datasyndrome.com
>
> On Sep 5, 2012, at 10:38 PM, sathyavageeswaran <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Our retainer fee is US$ 1200/- per day and minimum retainership of 15 days
> in a year.
>
>
> Regards,
> Sathya
>
>
> *From:* Akiyoshi Takahashi [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> *Sent:* 05 September 2012 14:45
> *To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> *Subject:* Legal Matter
>
>
> 
>
> We are media publisher company here in Japan and we have a breach of
> intellectual property agreement matter in your jurisdiction. Please advise
> us on your retainer fee so that we can forward you the agreement for your
> review and run a conflict check.
>
> Yours Sincerely,
>
> Mr. Akiyoshi Takahashi
> Yushindo Kobun-sha Publishing Co., Ltd.
> 1-8-1, Hongo, Bunkyo-ku,
> Tokyo ZIP 113-0033
> TEL: 03-3813-4511
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> http://www.yushindo.co.jp
>
>
> ------------------------------
>
> No virus found in this message.
> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
> Version: 2012.0.2197 / Virus Database: 2437/5251 - Release Date: 09/05/12
>
>
>
>