Hello,

I'm thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?

- Ryan

One Billion PB!

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>  Hello,****
>
> ** **
>
> I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB
> of storage will I need?****
>
> ** **
>
> - Ryan****
>

--

Thanks,
John C

You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?

:-P

Well played sir!

On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Hello,
>
>  
>
> I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?
>
>  
>
> - Ryan
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Thanks,
> John C
>

+1 for cluster! :D

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:

> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
>
> :-P
>
> Well played sir!
>
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>>  Hello,****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
>> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB
>> of storage will I need?****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> - Ryan****
>>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Thanks,
> John C
>
>
>
--
Thanks & Regards,
Anil Gupta

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
>    +1 for cluster! :D
>
>    On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>    wrote:
>
>      You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
>      :-P
>      Well played sir!
>      On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>        One Billion PB!
>
>        On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>        wrote:
>
>          Hello,
>
>          
>
>          I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
>          unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How
>          many PB of storage will I need?
>
>          
>
>          - Ryan
>
>        --
>        Thanks,
>        John C
>
>    --
>    Thanks & Regards,
>    Anil Gupta

That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

I see some redundancy in that sentence already ;)

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 05:15PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>
> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> > +1 for cluster! :D
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> > :-P
> > Well played sir!
> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > One Billion PB!
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > Hello,
> >
> >
> >
> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> > many PB of storage will I need?
> >
> >
> >
> > - Ryan
> >
> > --
> > Thanks,
> > John C
> >
> > --
> > Thanks & Regards,
> > Anil Gupta

unsubscribe

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>
>
> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>
> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> > +1 for cluster! :D
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > wrote:
> >
> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> > :-P
> > Well played sir!
> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > One Billion PB!
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > Hello,
> >
> >
> >
> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> > many PB of storage will I need?
> >
> >
> >
> > - Ryan
> >
> > --
> > Thanks,
> > John C
> >
> > --
> > Thanks & Regards,
> > Anil Gupta
>

Oops something went wrong while unsubscribing you from the list. Please try
again later

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 6:34 PM, Patrick Angeles <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:

> unsubscribe
>
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
>> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>>
>>
>> -------- Original Message --------
>> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
>> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>
>> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>>
>> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
>> > +1 for cluster! :D
>> >
>> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
>> > :-P
>> > Well played sir!
>> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> >
>> > One Billion PB!
>> >
>> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > Hello,
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
>> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
>> > many PB of storage will I need?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > - Ryan
>> >
>> > --
>> > Thanks,
>> > John C
>> >
>> > --
>> > Thanks & Regards,
>> > Anil Gupta
>>
>
>
--
Cheers
Atul

I guess it's a chain of unsubscribing. few persons wants to unsubscribe,
but get their email appear in [EMAIL PROTECTED]. And few others got
annoyed by this and try to unsubscribe as well to prevent getting these
unsubscribe emails flooded their mailbox, so their emails also appeared in
[EMAIL PROTECTED].

cheers.

On Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 9:03 AM, Atul Thapliyal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:

> Oops something went wrong while unsubscribing you from the list. Please
> try again later
>
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 6:34 PM, Patrick Angeles <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote:
>
>> unsubscribe
>>
>>
>> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
>>> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>>>
>>>
>>> -------- Original Message --------
>>> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
>>> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
>>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>
>>> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>>>
>>> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
>>> > +1 for cluster! :D
>>> >
>>> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>> > wrote:
>>> >
>>> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
>>> > :-P
>>> > Well played sir!
>>> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > One Billion PB!
>>> >
>>> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>> > wrote:
>>> >
>>> > Hello,
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
>>> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
>>> > many PB of storage will I need?
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > - Ryan
>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > Thanks,
>>> > John C
>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > Thanks & Regards,
>>> > Anil Gupta
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
> --
> Cheers
> Atul
>

Aw, but it would be fun.
-1 to the business-minded buzzkill... ;)

Thanks for adding some humor for those of us scrolling through all the emails on our teeny tiny phones today!

Take care,
   -stu

----- Reply message -----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:15 pm
That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

i liked the guy that replied "unsubscribe"

2012/8/8 [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> Aw, but it would be fun.
> -1 to the business-minded buzzkill... ;)
>
> Thanks for adding some humor for those of us scrolling through all the
> emails on our teeny tiny phones today!
>
> Take care,
>   -stu
>
>
>
>
> ----- Reply message -----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
> Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:15 pm
>
>
>
>
> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>
> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> > +1 for cluster! :D
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > wrote:
> >
> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> > :-P
> > Well played sir!
> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > One Billion PB!
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > Hello,
> >
> >
> >
> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> > many PB of storage will I need?
> >
> >
> >
> > - Ryan
> >
> > --
> > Thanks,
> > John C
> >
> > --
> > Thanks & Regards,
> > Anil Gupta
>

yay at least someone got it

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:47 PM, Stephen Boesch <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> i liked the guy that replied "unsubscribe"
>
> 2012/8/8 [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> Aw, but it would be fun.
>> -1 to the business-minded buzzkill... ;)
>>
>> Thanks for adding some humor for those of us scrolling through all the
>> emails on our teeny tiny phones today!
>>
>> Take care,
>>   -stu
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ----- Reply message -----
>> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Subject: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
>> Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:15 pm
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
>> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>>
>>
>> -------- Original Message --------
>> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
>> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>
>> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>>
>> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
>> > +1 for cluster! :D
>> >
>> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
>> > :-P
>> > Well played sir!
>> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> >
>> > One Billion PB!
>> >
>> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > Hello,
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
>> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
>> > many PB of storage will I need?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > - Ryan
>> >
>> > --
>> > Thanks,
>> > John C
>> >
>> > --
>> > Thanks & Regards,
>> > Anil Gupta
>>
>
>