Hi guys, I've been trying to clean up the issues by closing the obviously
completed ones. I left comments on a handful that I suspect could be closed
but wasn't confident enough to actually close.

Any chance the devs with a long history could browse through the really old
issues and close the appropriate ones?

Thank you guys.
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